this cow is prettier than me
Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and adorable, so thanks”
Fun fact: “cow-eyed” was often used to describe Hera’s beauty since the Athenians considered cows faces so beautiful.
what a babe.
the person who invented marriage was creepy as hell like hey yo i love u so much im gonna get the government involved so u cant leave
why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is
food | via Tumblr on We Heart It.
i hate getting close to people because then they realize i’m a piece of shit
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